Farts.

This is something unspeakable and speechless as it hits the highest level of lameness.
(Note that this is really really doink!!)

I present to you and you behold, a poem created by Jessica Yong:-

"sometimes when you cry,
no one sees your tears,

sometimes when you are in pain,
no one knows you're hurt,

sometimes when you are worried,
no one cares for you,

sometimes when you are happy,
no one sees your smile,

but FART!!,
just ONE time,
and everybody knows!!"

your choice of farts can be somewhat created through the link below:-

Fart Out Loud!