Farts.

This is something unspeakable and speechless as it hits the highest level of lameness.
(Note that this is really really doink!!)

I present to you and you behold, a poem created by Jessica Yong:-

"sometimes when you cry,
no one sees your tears,

sometimes when you are in pain,
no one knows you're hurt,

sometimes when you are worried,
no one cares for you,

sometimes when you are happy,
no one sees your smile,

but FART!!,
just ONE time,
and everybody knows!!"

your choice of farts can be somewhat created through the link below:-

Fart Out Loud!

Tagged by Yen Woon.

Those who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?
Yes, why not? LOL, it's human life process and furthermore, I gain EXP in my love life. XD

2. Describe urself in one word.
Stoned.

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
The one I saranghaeyo.

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Yesh.

5. Does it feel good to love?
Of course, feels like as though I can fly.

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
Aku cinta sama lu. Mau cium mu. Mau genggam mu dengan semangat dan kehangatan ku. Tak bisa lepaskan mu. Tak bisa tinggalkan mu. Akan ku sentiasa di sisi mu. >.<

7. What will u say to a person who doesn't want to believe you?
All truth is said and done. The rest is up to you to believe.

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Yesh.

9. What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
A person who doesn't appreciate what they really have which is special in everyone within themselves. They just couldn't see it.

10. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
o.O

11. Best place to cry?
In my heart silently.

12. Who do you love the most?
Friends + Family = Friemily.

13. Tell us of your dream last night?
The weather was stormy and cloudy, when suddenly, a beautiful maiden came up to me and said...screw you! LOL

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
Yesh, but i decided to forgive. =)

15. The last person you had a beer with?
Uh..Goh Thian Huat.

16. The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
Reuben Raj.

17. The last person you yelled at?
Alwin Yeow. (TUBER!!)

18. In the last week have you kissed someone?
Yesh, it was moist, well flavoured with ginger and salmon, spicy, flamboyant and it was in my dreams. XD

19. Danced crazy?
Yesh, Bar Celona. (hehehe...)

20. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
Everyday, due to procrastinations.

21. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
I wish I could fly. XD

22. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Japan.

23. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Of course, for the betterment of myself and others.

24. Are you old fashioned?
At times.

25. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
To tell someone that I don't love them back.

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
What I have left.

27. Six facts About Me:-
Stoner.
Crapper.
Joker.
Singer.
Artistic.
PS-addict.

28. Things that scares me:-
The future of what's to come.
Losing someone dear to me.
Being alone.

29. Eight Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
Sum 41 - With Me.
Forever the Sickest Kids - Catastrophe.
Frente - Bizarre Love Triangle.
Secondhand Serenade - Stranger.
Puddle of Mudd - We Don't Have To Look Back Now.
Sixpence None the Richer - Don't Dream It's Over.
Hoobastank - If Only.
Howie Day - Collide.

Blograchitis.

Hmm, i guess it's serious...owwh no!

The following symptoms might occur which display the disease stated as the title of this post:-

1) Urge to a sudden rush of adrenaline to posting blogs.

2) Boredom of life, leading towards the wants and needs of blogging.

3) Sudden immasculation of non-bloggers (preferably towards men) causing involuntary actions of fingers and eyes to yield towards blogging.

4) A spontaneous act of randomness which is applied through words and pictures by blogging.

5) Unconcious self-indulgence while accessing blogspot.

6) Unexplainable erratic factors causing human minds to contemplate on the funs of blogging.

You would most probably look like this if you are
suffering from stage 3 blograchitis.




Severe rush of blograchitis to the brain, causing nauseous plus uncontrollable face spasm. XD

I Believe I Can Fly Cover by me SAM 2008.

Yes, this is ridiculous but it's a way to de-stress!

Spam.Pirate.

Thanks to Benjamin Michael, this is the link for everyone to laugh at or swt, up to you..XD

You Are A Pirate!

Meanings.™

well, for those of you who actually linger upon wondering whether there is more to it rather than just plain words, to an extend, there is hidden sentences from words. after being at home stoning, staring blankly at blank..i discovered these wonderful sentences.

Sentences formed from stoning meditation:-

D.R.E.A.M - Dreadful Realities Eating Away Minds

W.I.M.P - Wierd Imbecilic Maniac Punk

F.A.R.T - Flaming Air Release Technique

S.H.I.T - Sequential Hi-tech Indulgence Technique

S.A.M - Study Atau Mati

F.O.O.L - Funny Onion-like Orge Lifeforms

F.U.N - Facing Unlimited Nonsense

F.A.I.L - Failing Aimlessly In Love

H.E.L.L - Help Evil Last Longer

H.E.A.V.E.N - Help Every Angel Vaporize Evil Now

Catastrophe by Forever The Sickest Kids.

Forever The Sickest Kids

[Intro/Chorus]
Wake up you're a drama queen,
carry on like your supposed to be;
get way, hurry up, come on.get away;

[Verse 1]
How long have you been in your bedroom?
it's been 3 days straight with the sheets and your pillows.
The clock on the walls,
a reminder of my father.and all his entirely

[Bridge]
I know that I shouldn't let it get to me,
but it does and who am I kidding?
A dead end job and a lack of family;
This town really gets to me.

[Chorus]
Wake up your a drama queen,
carry on like your supposed to be.
Get way, hurry up, come on.
Get away, gotta get up and go.
Wake up from the drama scene,
stick around it'll bury me.
Get away hurry up come on,
this is becoming a catastrophe!

[Verse 2]
I made up my mind,
too tired to think of things.
Everything i have to do may be hard,
but i'll try to comprehend where i quit,
and where i should begin

[Bridge]
I know that I shouldn't let it get to me,
but it does and who am I kidding?
A dead end job and a lack of family.
This town really gets to me.

[Chorus]
Wake up your a drama queen,
carry on like your supposed to be.
Get way, hurry up, come on,
get away, gotta get up and go.
Wake up from the drama scene,
stick around it'll bury me
get away hurry up come on,
this is becoming a catastrophe! [2x]

[Verse 2 repeated]
I made up my mind,
too tired to think of things.
Everything i have to do may be hard,
but i'll try to comprehend where i quit,
and where i should begin.

[Bridge]
I know that I shouldn't let it get to me,
but it does and who am I kidding?
A dead end job and a lack of family.
This town really gets to me.

[Chorus]
Wake up your a drama queen,
carry on like your supposed to be.
get way, hurry up, come on,get away,
gotta get up and go.
Wake up from the drama scene,
stick around it'll bury me,
get away hurry up come on,
this is becoming a catastrophe! [2x]